Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Let the beauty radiate from inside your heart to the outside world.

You can photograph anything. You can be inside, outside, doesn't matter, you're controlling the light. It gives you great flexibility. That was a primary motivation.

For forms of government, let fools contest; Whate'er is best administered, is best.

Come, let us have some tea and continue to talk about happy things.

I am definitely a serial monogamist. I can count on one hand the number of guys I've been with.

It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they are what make us unique.

Misdirection is one of my strengths.

The biggest happiness is when at the end of the year you feel better than at the beginning

Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.

My mother always tried to keep a little bit of British culture in our family. We'd drink tea all the time!