Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Read no history--nothing but biography, for that is life without theory.

But my world fell apart, and all they could do, the whole universe, was to silently move on.

May what I do flow from me like a river, no forcing and no holding back, the way it is with children.

Democratically-oriented Jeffersonian inspiration has prevailed throughout history and certainly been more admired than capitalistic Hamiltonian-style motivations of greed and power.

Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

If there be a regal solitude, it is a sick-bed. How the patient lords it there!

I get these lightweights like Marco Rubio, he gets up and says'Oh, Donald Trump didn't talk about foreign policy'.

I love my football club. I love Essendon, I've always been apart of it and I want to be part of it going forward.

I have high respect for the Chief Justice and the institution he represents. But, I equally demand respect to the institution I represent.

In the technical realm, we repeatedly enter into a series of social contracts, the terms of which are revealed only after the signing.