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Ovens Quotes: "I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding."

I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.



Ovens Quotes: "When I visited concentration camps, I was more interested in how people responded to the camps than in the actual places. I watched kids picnicking on the ovens and other people stricken with grief."

When I visited concentration camps, I was more interested in how people responded to the camps than in the actual places. I watched kids picnicking on the ovens and other people stricken with grief.




Ovens Quotes: "Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up."

Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.



Ovens Quotes: "What is the difference between burning and gassing people in ovens and doing it to a whole nation out in the open?"

What is the difference between burning and gassing people in ovens and doing it to a whole nation out in the open?




Ovens Quotes: "If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?"

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?



Ovens Quotes: "Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!"

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!



Ovens Quotes: "Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven"

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven




Ovens Quotes: "For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven."

For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven.



Ovens Quotes: "Loaves of bread remind us of sunlight, but when we are inside that orb,we lose interest in building ovens,in millwork and the preparation of fields before the planting."

Loaves of bread remind us of sunlight, but when we are inside that orb,we lose interest in building ovens,in millwork and the preparation of fields before the planting.



Ovens Quotes: "I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens."

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.



Ovens Quotes: "The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?"

The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?



Ovens Quotes: "Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked."

Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked.




Ovens Quotes: "You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same."

You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same.



Ovens Quotes: "On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves."

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.



Ovens Quotes: "If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there."

If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there.



Ovens Quotes: "Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven."

Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven.



Ovens Quotes: "We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up."

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.



Ovens Quotes: "I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell."

I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.



Ovens Quotes: "You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread"

You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread



Ovens Quotes: "I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage."

I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage.



Ovens Quotes: "'Son of Saul' film is extremely emotional; you're watching people walk in, you're watching people die. It centers around a child that goes into the ovens but survives the gassing."

'Son of Saul' film is extremely emotional; you're watching people walk in, you're watching people die. It centers around a child that goes into the ovens but survives the gassing.