Dark Fantasy is just another way of saying Horror.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

A world full of Love, Light & Laughter. Its time has come. Let's make it happen.

I think that 'Fox & Friends' audience is going to increase. That franchise in the morning is very important to any television operation because they make money.

The ideas that have lighted my way have been kindness, beauty and truth.

I'm telling you lady I'm only human, not looking for impossibility. Just a genuine woman with sincerity.

I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.

I always used to associate good directors as being ones who are totally extreme and have an answer for everything and there are no loose ends.

Persecutors are almost always former Victims.

Nursing is an art: and if it is to be made an art, it requires an exclusive devotion as hard a preparation as any painter's or sculptor's work.

Ethics is not for wimps. It's not easy being a good person. That's why it's such a lofty goal and an admirable achievement

I take it very seriously, music. I think it's one of the tools that a director has with which to kind of paint. The right music can sometimes do five pages of scripted dialogue.