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Dave Barry Quotes: Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.
         

Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.


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