Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

It is better to wonder than worry.

Love is the existence of being.

It was a failure of pedagogical nerve, she reminded herself, to give up on a student.

In our evolution language has been the greatest single contribution to our understanding and misunderstanding

Half awake and almost dead. But yet we were breathing and yet we were waiting...Waiting for a miracle to happen.

You are only as good as the coach thinks you are.

I pay for what I call eccentricity and my will to evolve.

Not he who scorns the Saviour's yoke Should wear his cross upon the heart.

Good taste is his religion, his morality, his standard, and his test.

Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!