By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

To receive love is good, but to be loved unconditionally, I don’t know what’s greater than that.

...Neruda was right about all mysterious women - The moon lives in the lining of their skin...

Your emotions are exposed when you play golf: humility, pride, anger, it all comes out with each swing. You lay it all on the line.

Truth comes to us mediated by human love.

[John Howard] led the Government. They had the numbers, and just basically automatically went along with the Americans.

Women haven't yet completely exchanged their privileges for their rights.

Telly and films has been my thing, not necessarily by choice, and if the right piece of theatre came along, I would jump at it.

California is an island, and New York's an island. Maybe it's time for me to change islands.

When a stock doubles, sell half - then what you have is a free position. Then it becomes more of an art form. When you sell depends on individual circumstances.

I am fine. I feel really good. I am playing without any sort of fitness problems.