But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Love exists in itself, not relying on owning or being owned.

You must welcome bounty whenever it comes, hunti man. It is often inconvenient. But if you insist on accepting it only when it suits your schedule, you will find yourself very poor.

In this moment, everything is sacred.

My dreams, my dreams! What has become of their sweetness? What indeed has become of my youth?

And no again: My studio is not a first or any step toward becoming any type of businessman on my part.

We will build our military forces to a level that will be, I believe, stronger than ever before if I become President of the United States...

I am glad to have this opportunity of expressing my high appreciation of the honour extended to me many years ago by the Royal Swedish Academy of Science by enrolling me amongst its members.

Listen, my friend. He who loves understands.

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.

Leadership must first and foremost meet the needs of others.