Being pigeonholed is the death of all actors.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Minds, however, are conquered not by arms, but by love and nobility.

God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Rage is fine as long as it doesn't deteriorate into bitterness.

Music means different things to different people and sometimes even different things to the same person at different moments of his life.

The world is a complicated place, and there's a lot of division between people. The performing arts tend to unify people in a way nothing else does.

I don't know, but I stepped on a scale that gives fortunes and the card read Come back in 15 minutes alone.

A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.

We don't take on battles so small we know we can win, we take on battles so big we dare to dream of winning them.

The heart desires, the hand refrains. The Godhead fires, the soul attains.