Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Fear generates anger, and fear generates violence, and those were part of what built the Saudi state.

There are two kinds of writer: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder.

Traveling is really exhausting. That will force me into retirement.

The doors of Hell, insofar as they have locks, have locks on the inside.

What we found is that Valentino is actually a tremendous star - almost a movie star, really, because he plays himself all the time. The camera loves him.

My mother carried on and supported us; her ambition had been to write poetry and songs.

I guess my writing through time has focused on a number of dimensions that reflect separately on the meaning and social place of the female body.

If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it's worth - and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago.

When I say a vegan diet can be "the healthiest dietary option we can live by," I mean an informed vegan diet.

Choosing the car you drive is like choosing your wardrobe, maybe even more important.