Ballet is the fairies' baseball.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

It is impossible to avoid the suspicion that historical Jesus research is a very safe place to do theology and call it history, to do autobiography and call it biography.

When thou doest alms do not let thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth.

May you live all the days of your life.

Strange, isn't it, that no chemical will give a human being the iridescence that illusions have given them? Give me your hat.

The national policy of promoting abstinence-only programs is a $1.5 billion failure and teenage girls are paying the real price.

Even brilliant scientists Google themselves.

I didn't do this for other people; I did this for me. I fought for this right for me - does that sound selfish?

I think Steve Jobs is my idol.

Here lies our good Edmund, whose genius was such, We scarcely can praise it or blame it too much; Who, born for the Universe, narrowed his mind, And to party gave up what was meant for mankind.

The smallness of our desires may contribute reasonably to our wealth.