Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

America has become politically and culturally agnostic, and the Christian faith in the minds of many has come to represent intolerance.

It's incredibly hard to program a network from scratch for 24 hours.

I love fashion, but it's always been my job, whereas horseriding is my hobby.

Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you.

I had good parents. Nothing terrible happened. But I had the feeling that they kind of protected me from reality somehow.

At the end of the day the question comes, what are you doing for the world? You have to try to do something that's going to add something positive.

Let brisker youths their active nerves prepare Fit their light silken wings and skim the buxom air.

I'm not designing clothes for someone who is doing lines of coke off the table, like I was when I was at Gucci and Saint Laurent

America's development began with a large-scale ethnic cleansing, unprecedented in human history.

It is poverty's speech that seeks us out the most. It is older than the oldest speech of Rome. This is the tragic accent of the scene.