As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.

For those of us who are told our families are wrong, we can question more strongly what we believe is right.

Why take drugs specifically designed to send you insane?

Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm.

An individual human existence should be like a river

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.

I did the thing with bonds, which was about 30 million dollars, and didn't get none of the money on them.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

Don't be impatient with me. Bear in mind that I hop around among all of you big beasts like a harmless and helpless frog who is afraid of being squashed.

Look wide, and even when you think you are looking wide - look wider still.