Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.

The past actually happened. History is what someone took the time to write down.

The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

Social anxiety results from being around people who are resolutely opposed to who you are.

...Not I......Not I...You lose.... not I!

I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sounds exactly the same, Infact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.

I have a big responsibility to my licenses. All my licenses draw from and take ideas from the runway.

Curiosity is thought on its entering edge.

Whatever will happen will happen.

Sahaja Yoga is like a tree which requires love as the water.

I have always been blessed with an enormous amount of energy. And so I didn't take care of my health at all.

Enlist the interests of stern Morality and religious Enthusiasm in the cause of Political Liberty, as in the time of the old Puritans, and it will be irresistible.

If you want it you must obtain it by great labor.