Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

Norm was lean, his short, straight black hair parted on the side, his mustache trimmed like he’d never heard of Adolf Hitler.

I suspect there is something in our very mode of thought which makes it inevitable that we should always be baffled by actual existence, whatever character actual existence may have.

Freedom is not something that one people can bestow on another as a gift. Thy claim it as their own and none can keep it from them.

Even if I would have left on a good note, there is still going to be people who don't like you, who don't like what you stand for. I can't worry about that.

The second host that I had was an actress I didn't know named Susan St. James.

Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward.

You have to have students wanting to take the courses, otherwise you're not going, they're not going to be very effective.

What was a really private and nice relationship was judged and made to be something ugly.

Reckless capitalism kills black people.

Live a little be a gypsy, get around. Get your feet up off the ground, live a little, get around.