I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.

Work your craft

Grief—in all of its agony—burrowed deep into her essence, its serrated edges killing her piece by piece.

....hurts like love, I guess. There's always room for more.

When we hide discrimination under the guise of 'religious freedom, ' we make a mockery of human rights.

Following a code of silence, you're never gonna lose the anger.

If thou shouldst paint mountains in a good style and to look natural, take some large stones full of cracks and copy them.

Being on Twitter, live tweeting some of the episodes, I get direct feedback from people.

A thing of beauty is a joy till sunrise.

When life is hard, remember - we are not the first to ask, 'Is there no other way?

It had never occurred to her that God would cry, but of course that was wrong. God would be crying all the time. He would cry and cry and never stop.