Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.

It is better to travel, than to arrive

Self-questioning and a desire to gain self-understanding is the fêted act of humankind.

Ignorance is more than bliss, it is a recipe for potential disaster.

Disrobe both conformity and rebellion to find true independence.

I am tough, and sometimes I tell it like it is. Tough love can work wonders.

My values about learning changed. I realized that information changes situations.

I was actually thinking about starting like an app where you can watch videos of me carrying Daniel [Radcliffe in Swiss Army Man].

This is exactly what i wanted, as commitments had never really been my thing. And it wasn't like it was hard, either. The only trick was never giving more than you were willing to lose.

i can win but you cant lose, this makes us all even in our ways.

The birthday of a new world is at hand.