And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Don't Stress About the Future. Live Life and Love Now!

give mea pillow of strongever-dependable shouldersthat i can bury my head in.

This’ path is not to be followed through force. It is to be followed through understanding.

Character is the real you-“the you in you that makes you the you, you are”. “the hidden man of the heart” (1Peter 3:4).

That's the way I feel, at least: like there's a real me and a reflection of me, and I have no way of telling which is which.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I love comic book movies, and Marvel Comics obviously are the best.

We think of first love as sweet and valuable, a blessed if hazardous condition.

I have been a seeker and I still am, but I stopped asking the books and the stars. I started listening to the teaching of my Soul.

I like to wear platform heels onstage and they're actually hard to find. But fans started putting money in them - so now they are filled with tons of bills. It's pretty amazing.