I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

And it never even occurs to them their certainty that they are different is what makes them the same.

Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through.

One thing that has helped me to become patient and cool is that I grew up with sisters.

The human imagination... has great difficulty in living strictly within the confines of a materialist practice or philosophy. It dreams, like a dog in its basket, of hares in the open.

When you are through changing, you are through.

Our court dockets are so crowded today it would be better to refer to it as the overdue process of law.

People have to know that there are options available to us today. There is another way, and it is practical and applicable now.

I don't think talking about myself making songs is a very interesting topic, there are so many other more engaging things to think about and write about.

You can celebrate the female form in comfort.

People cannot give up their cause, their rights, for fear of defeat.