Allow yourself to graduate, every five years.

Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

War is sweet to those who have not experienced it.

What I try to do is to appreciate every job I have while I'm working on it.

It is definitely somewhat a crutch of feeling that you have to please others in order to be accepted.

Beethoven had a great look. It was very much about the drama of appearance.

Developing low carbon sources of energy supply will enhance our energy security

I had a running compiler and nobody would touch it. They told me computers could only do arithmetic.

Even a broken clock gets it right occasionally.

For many of us the great danger is not that we will renounce our faith. It is that we will become so distracted and rushed and preoccupied that we will settle for a mediocre version of it.

Before we can work on the problems, we have to fix our souls. Our souls are broken in this nation.

I'm changing my flow up so much on every song that you're not going to be able to compare me to nobody but me.