All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Just go with it', he thought. 'You won't figure out anything if you give in to fear'.

Fatigue is the best pillow.

I'm sure that there are places in the deserts in Australia that could be similar to where we might want to go on Mars.

In my opinion, everything, every shape, every bit of natural form, animals, people, pebbles, shells, anything you like are all things that can help you to make a sculpture.

To be Christian is to be obliged to engage the world, pursuing God's restorative purposes over all of life.

You learn to write by doing it.

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people.

If you re not speaking your own truth, you will never be able to be all you are meant to be. You cannot be pretending to be somebody else.

Happy is the house that shelters a friend.

The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.