After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

There's no beauty without difference and diversity. Love unconditionally.

How do you explain plastic to a medieval forest bard?

If you want a job making toys, move to China.

Of course I was delighted the flight was over, but I still had to worry about cleaning up inside the cabin, I had to worry about the hatch, how to get in the sling, and so on.

As to happiness in this life it is hardly compatible with that diminished respect which ever attends the relinquishing of labour.

I write about violence as naturally as Jane Austen wrote about manners. Violence shapes and obsesses our society, and if we do not stop being violent we have no future.

We often make use of envenomed praise, that reveals on the rebound, as it were, defects in those praised which we dare not exposeany other way.

If you reach for something and find out it's the wrong thing, you change your program and move on.

I love doing action; I love doing martial arts. There's almost something balletic about it.

I'm loving the idea of having a baby