Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Anger is a tiger that can eat you alive if you are not careful.

Make no mistake, every child has his own light, no matter how difficult or defiant or unlikeable he or she might seem.

Giving evidence against one's employers was the first step to unemployment.

Those who gave away their wings are sad not to see them fly.

Music is a current of hard choices made to seem easy by the mind.

If you go back to 1800, everybody was poor. I mean everybody. The Industrial Revolution kicked in, and a lot of countries benefited, but by no means everyone.

The girl voice is always going to kill because they don't expect it.

The letters don't get their true delight, when done in haste & discomfort, nor merely done with diligence & pain, but first when they are created with love and passion.

What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you.

Money often costs too much, and power and pleasure are not cheap.