The girl voice is always going to kill because they don't expect it.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

The most hardest thing in life is letting go of the person whom you dearly love.

Don't be afraid to let yourself get bored because some of the most amazing things are created through boredom.

Who you are is not defined by what you do, but it is defined according to who Jesus is to you

Just one great idea can completely revolutionize your life.

One does not deceive oneself about the consequences of one's acts; one deceives oneself about the ease with which one can live with those consequences.

China is the most repressive censorship regime on the Internet.

Hail brother, the distant thunder is nothing but hearts beating as one.

India is the most religious country in the world, Sweden is the most secular country in the world, and America is a country of Indians ruled by Swedes.

Too much money at a young age, it just takes your eye off the ball. And you're not as hungry as players used to be. You think you've made it before you've done anything.

If a piece of worthless stone can bruise a cup of gold, its worth is not increased, nor that of the gold diminished.