Colfer Quotes

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But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can’t please everyone, so don’t try.

I have a sack of hate mail that I want to respond to. One day, when I’m tired or tipsy, I will respond and tell them what I think.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours

Giving evidence against one's employers was the first step to unemployment.

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

Some people just needed to be stolen from.

Certain battles were won by retreating.

People are not born heroes or villains