ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter.

With the past I have nothing to do nor with the future. I live now.

I think Tim Matheson is amazing and I think he's amazing in this - I haven't seen the film [Killing Reagan] since we shot it, but I think he's just incredible.

I can do more. I can grow. I can become a bigger and better human being.

Lay me down, Let the only sound, Be the overflow, Pockets full of stones.

I always have on my mind the thought that next year I must do something greater, something more wonderful.

I'm not myself religious but have no wish to insult or denigrate those who are.

Discipline is doing what you hate to do, but nonetheless doing it like you love it.

It's men you should be afraid of, not monsters.

The history of prevailing status quos shows decay and decadence infecting the opulent materialism of the Haves. The spiritual life of the Haves is a ritualistic justification of their possessions.