A man is known by the company he keeps, but a woman is known by the company she keeps waiting.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Nothing is so lovely as a quietly snoring dog and some evening Brahms, as you sit in a comfortably overstuffed chair with your feet on the footstool.

The universe gets more disorderly all the time.

I think that the minute that you have a backup plan, you've admitted that you're not going to succeed.

Hygiene is the corruption of medicine by morality.

I've been a longtime supporter of all sorts of environmental groups.

Philosophy unravels the knots in our thinking; hence its results must be simple, but its activity is as complicated as the knots that it unravels.

The pleasure of eating something because it is expensive has absolutely nothing to do with the taste of good cuisine.

When you have an unconditional love of Life, then you love Life just the way it is showing up, right here, right now. This is only possible when you are "seeing the perfection."

I will always have fears, but I need not be my fears, for I have other places within myself from which to speak and act.

Although it wasn't that easy to do, it was wonderful working with John Wayne.