A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Being grounded is not a punishment. Stay rooted.

I want to know exactly how many pieces of myself I had to give away before I became something else entirely.

I compensate for big risks by always doing my homework and being well-prepared. I can take on larger risks by reducing the overall risk.

I love graduation speeches. I have always loved them I will always love them.

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.

The major deterrent to war is in a mans mind.

I'm not a drama person, but when you can make a movie in song form in three-and-a-half minutes, it's surreal.

Listen up,” I said urgently. “It’s time to round up your gear. I’m gonna check in with Patrick, and then we’re getting the flock out of here.” Ha-ha.

Christ is the meat, the bread, the food of our souls. Nothing is in him of a higher spiritual nourishment than his love, which we should always desire.

To return to my own trees, I went among them often, acknowledging their presence with a touch of my hand against their trunks.