A common greeting was 'Well, Gillette, how's the razor?' If I had been technically trained, I would have quit.

A successful razor can be made on the principles of the Gillette patent... and the advance of anything known can be reached.

Ignorance is a very useful weapon in the hands of the devil against humanity, especially Christians.

I'm not copying you!" Luke said. "A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You're creepy all the time. Mine is just, like, a monthly thing....""Like PMS?" I suggested. "Shut up!

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Nevertheless, his moustachios are splendid.

We're bombarded with media reports, with social media, with anyone with an opinion.

When I was growing up, kids used to talk about snitching... It never extended as a cultural norm outside of the gangsters.

Even with everything broken and decided inside her she couldn't quite allow herself to disappear for good.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

I bought my first house because of Animal House.

All our heroes, all our great stories are about failure.