If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

To be the salt, you also need to be the shaker. To shake the world. Shake the truth. Shake the people. Shake the word. Have it sprinkle, melt and preserve humanity.

No one's life will be harder because I exist.

Anytime you testify you have some amount of increase or the other, God does not want you to get satisfied

When your heart is broken, when your heart has cracks in it, it lets the light in.

Remember: Bureaucracy elevates conformity ... Make that elevates 'fatal stupidity' to the status of religion.

Greed is really the religion of vulgarity.

All things entail rising and falling timing. You must be able to discern this.

Hollywood is all about making an entrance. I don't want to be a walking advertisement for anyone other than myself.

Julian, sometimes girls are like junk food. They look good, and they sure taste good… but you know they're not healthy for you and cause cavities so it's better to just leave 'em alone. Got me?

Successful leadership is not about being tough or soft, sensitive or assertive, but about a set of attributes. First and foremost is character