Two Quotes

Look twice at a two-faced man.

There are two statements about human beings that are true: that all human beings are alike, and that all are different. On those two facts all human wisdom is founded.

In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust.

I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.

Two days in this city is worth two months in New York.

Day is like day as two beads in a rosary, unless changes of weather form the only variety.

Pride is one of the seven deadly sins; but it cannot be the pride of a mother in her children, for that is a compound of two cardinal virtues - faith and hope.

The two great tests of character are wealth and poverty.

People have two sides, and a person first becomes appealing when you discover both of those sides - and worlds work exactly the same way.

Now, my mom always said two wrongs don't make a right. But she never said anything about four wrongs, and that always left me confused.

One for sorrow, two for mirth, three for a wedding, four for a birth, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret that's never been told. ~ Simon

Remember this: you can have justice, or you can have two dollars. But you can t have both.

In opera, as with any performing art, to be in great demand and to command high fees you must be good of course, but you must also be famous. The two are different things.

Time was away and somewhere else, There were two glasses and two chairs And two people with one pulse.

Meditation doesn't have to be complicated. What I do is about as simple as you can get. You could just count the beads, one, two, three, with your eyes closed or open, whatever makes you happy.

Taoist philosophy is essentially monistic. Matter and energy, Yang and Yin, heaven and earth, are conceived of as essentially one or as two coexistent poles of one indivisible whole.

Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

A good painter is to paint two main things, men and the working of man's mind.

There are only two types of change: Something new comes into your life, or something new comes out of you.

I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals

I joined Count Basie's band to make a little money and to see the world. For two years I didn't see anything but the inside of a Blue Goose bus, and I never got to send home a quarter.

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

We only speak two languages here: English and profanity.

Well, the most important thing about Islam is that we have to differentiate between two kinds of Islam. The first one is the institution of Islam... second, the culture of Islam.

If I only had two dollars left I would spend one dollar on PR.

This is a mind over matter thing. We have to find it within ourselves to play for two hours. We love the game, so it's not like we're doing something we hate. We're doing something we love.

The desire to understand the world and the desire to reform it are the two great engines of progress, without which human society would stand still or retrogress.

I always say that I started in television when harassed was two words instead of one.

If you can't feed a team with two pizzas, it's too large.

There's money, and then there's class. The two are often separated.

Classical cooking and molecular gastronomy should remain separate...you can mix two styles and get fusion; any more and you just get confusion.

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.

All men are somewhat ridiculous and grotesque, just because they are men; and in this respect artists might well be regarded as man multiplied by two. So it is, was, and shall be.

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.

Splendid cheeses they were, ripe and mellow, and with a two hundred horse-power scent about them that might have been warranted to carry three miles, and knock a man over at two hundred yards.

If you wish to educate a child who has gone wrong, then you must, above all, keep your attention fixed on the intersection of two charmed circles.

Was not from a mixture of two races that the Titans sprang?

I dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non-suited cards. That way I am drawing at two different flushes.

Frankly, I've come to feel that there are two kinds of people: those who act like thermometers and those who act like thermostats.

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity.

I will always be the virgin-prostitute, the perverse angel, the two-faced sinister and saintly woman.

A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike. And all plans, safeguards, policing, and coercion are fruitless. We find that after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us.

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.

Cooperation is working together agreeably... Collaboration is working together aggressively; and theres a world of difference between those two.

I believe in the future resolution of these two states, dream and reality, which are seemingly so contradictory, into a kind of absolute reality, a surreality, if one may so speak.