Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.

There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white.

Never forget, the press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

Only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.

People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I earned everything I've got.

We cannot learn from one another until we stop shouting at one another - until we speak quietly enough so that our words can be heard as well as our voices.

I don't think a woman should be in any government job whatever. I mean, I really don't. The reason why I do is mainly because they are erratic and emotional.

I know you heard what you thought I said, but what I said isn't what I meant.

I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.

I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing.

Because I have ‘chosen’ to see something as impossible, there’s a good chance that it’s not.

Having children really changes your priorities.

They thought we were stupid to do it, (hide Jews) of course; in fact, it was beyond their comprehension that we would risk so much for Jews.

To design an easy-to-use interface, pay attention to what users do, not what they say. Self-reported claims are unreliable, as are user speculations about future behavior.

I love performing, signing autographs, taking 'selfies' with the fans. This is just what I feel like I was born to do.

The media crucify me like they did Christ.

How do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, then believe what they read.

Whatever stress some may lay upon it, a death-bed repentance is but a weak and slender plank to trust our all on.

I mostly, for someone who makes a lot of their living in comedy - and even for someone who doesn't make their living in comedy - I don't watch a lot of comedy.

I looked at my father and looked at those dry fields [in Malawi]. It was the future I couldn't accept.