The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.

So it's true, then, being in love is like hitting the sweepstakes. It doesn't happen to everyone, and there's no way of saying who's going to win, but it changes your life when it does.

Victory! Catherine wanted to pull the front of her top over her head and run around the office making V-signs. Of course she wouldn’t do that

Handle the little things well

Generosity is also marked by doing what one says one will do. Saadi teaches: ‘when the generous promise, they perform

Okay, but if you try to get me to pray with you, I walk.

One is alone when the last one who remembers is gone.

If you don't hit the target, you're never gonna score

back turned, you don't have to look at what you've left behind. And the first person who turned their back on you can't watch you break down and cry.

I love a good non sequitur.

Learning how to fly, for me, was so euphoric.

It was not Soviet people who formed the American Communist Party.

Christ's crucifix shall be made an excuse for executing criminals.