Running Quotes

Donald Trump refuses to give details about his policy plans. Trump apologized by saying, 'When I announced I was running for president, I had no idea people would take me seriously.'

Lindsey Graham is now the seventh Republican running for president. If you're keeping score, that's basically one Republican candidate for every two Republican voters.

Herman Cain compared his run for president to Moses leading his people out of Egypt. Cain said it took Moses 40 years to lead his people out of Egypt, but he could do it in 30 minutes or less.

CNN’s Rick Sanchez said the Jews run CNN. Ah, so that’s who we blame for Rick Sanchez.

Critics say it's illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It's also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn't born in this country.

NBC executives say that if Donald Trump does run for president, they will not renew The Apprentice. So some good may come out of this.

Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians.

Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head.

Donald Trump announced today he is running for president of the United States. Traditionally that means six more weeks of comedy.

According to a new poll, nearly six out of 10 Republicans want Mitt Romney to run for president. So do 10 out of 10 Democrats.

In Montana, a math teacher is running for the Senate. Win or lose, she plans on demanding a recount because math is fun.

People are questioning if Ted Cruz can legally run for president because he was born in Canada. And the last thing we want to do is pave the way for a President Bieber.

Jeb Bush welcomed his fourth grandchild. The new Bush grandchild is happy, healthy, and will be running for president in 2048.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'The Terminator.' In this one he travels back in time and kills the person who suggested he run for governor.

Just days after Mitt Romney suggested he might run for president, there's been a backlash. The backlash is led by Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, and just to hedge his bets on every issue, Mitt Romney.

California's 74-year-old Senator Barbara Boxer announced she will not run for re-election in 2016. When I saw the headline '74-Year-Old Boxer,' I assumed they were making another 'Rocky' movie.

I've been part of running a label since I was a kid, so I understand how it works. But the more and more I learn about it, the less and less interested I am in it.

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

When God made man the devil was at his elbow. A creature that can do anything. Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine. And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.

Let's run away to Venice, and hide out in an old movie theater. We can dye our hair blonde, so no one will ever find us!

Well, I decided earlier this year that I would run for president, and obviously I needed something to run on.

Jeb Bush announced today on the Internet that he may run for president. The next presidential election could be Bush vs. Clinton. It will be like 1992 all over again except I won't be in rehab.

You can either go to the gym because you want to lose weight, or you can go to the gym because you like how it makes you feel when you're running.

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

I think that as people and as humans, our social pattern is to always run away from problems... as humans in general.

Oil runs America and it's the sad reality.

Even on home runs that I hit in the past, guys were like, 'Man, you need to slow down. You've got that one.

I like hanging around the set and learning how people do things, how the set runs.

In pluralistic, democratic societies, there is the freedom to adopt the religion of your choice. This is good. This lets curious people like you run around on the loose!

In some cases, in order to protect global issues some sacrifice for national interest is worth it in the long run. Global warming, these things, they suffer everybody.

I've been complimented enough and asked to run for various offices out here in Utah, but right now, I'm not interested. I don't know that I have the stomach for it.

One would think that man would run out of wars.

The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.

It can be difficult to run your own firm, but the trade off is fewer conflicts and more control.

When running up a hill, it is all right to give up as many times as you wish-as long as your feet keep on moving.

If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.

Any way I can produce runs and keep runs off the board for the other team, that's what I'm going to try to do.

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

There's estrogen running through my veins!

In a creative journey, it is essential, no matter how far one runs, to examine that which is closest to home.

I started realising that the themes running through all of my novels were really haunting and obsessing me about my own life.

I didn't want to fall back. But I realized it was more important to make it to the end under my own power than to run flat out in the lead or in second and then run out of fuel with a lap to go.

In a movie, you have to be mindful that no budget is going to be able to deal with running around the globe at every whim of the writer.

There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.