Well, I decided earlier this year that I would run for president, and obviously I needed something to run on.

Final thoughts are so, you know, final. Let's call them closing words.

Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns.

But self-satisfaction, if as buoyant as gas, has an ugly trick of collapsing when full blown, and facts are stony things that refuse to melt away in the sunshine of a smile.

If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.

The way you become happy is by realizing that there is no self. No self at all, not a silly millimeter of self. You don't exist. When you know this, you will be happy.

Should a person do good, let him do it again and again. Let him find pleasure therein, for blissful is the accumulation of good.

Music is the most powerful thing on this earth, and it's hard to be angry when you are listening to music.

Shirts don't grow on trees.

Give your players something they can physically do - don't ask them to do something they can't do.

The good nail will do its job regardless what kind of hammer comes its way and what kind of surface it sits on.

The minute you feel secure about yourself and own the fact your dreams are honest true, other things fix themselves.