Coolio Quotes

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

We got to push to give, and one life to live.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

Slide slide slippity-slide When you're living in a city it's do or die

Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.

If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

I perform for soldiers because they are important.

But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

I'm as good as anybody out there lyrically and conceptually and can go toe to toe with the best of them throughout history.

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

Life is too short to not have fun we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.