My Wife Quotes

You people sometimes are like those serial killers you see in films who cut out the words 'I am going to get you' or 'your wife is next'.

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.

Caesar's wife should be above suspicion.

We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again

I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife.

I'm the minority in my house sometimes. My wife is Swedish, and we go to Sweden and everyone is rattling off in Swedish. It's like, 'OK, I can just read a book.'

Now, I am thrilled to be a wife and mother, and I hope to be as good of a mother as my own mother, Carole.

To see my wife getting inspired from my notes and thoughts, going in the direction I wanted, and have her surprise me with wonderful choices was a real treat.

This Court repeatedly has recognized that the whole subject of the domestic relations of husband and wife belongs to the laws of the States and not to the laws of the United States.

I'm something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one.

In the mornings I used to say goodbye to my wife like someone going to work. I'd leave the house, walk around a few blocks, and come back like a person arriving at the office.

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

I gained twenty pounds [during pregnancy of my wife].

Racing is a very selfish, self-centred, self-glorifying thing. My wife's life for 14 years was centered around me. It was all about me. It was all for my ego.

Props is a true thug's wife.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

As with cows, mares, female camels, slave girls, buffalo cows, she goats, and ewes, it is not the begetter ,or his owner who obtains the offspring, even thus ,it is with the wives of others.

Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives.

Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband.

There is a great deal of quarrelling in the houses, and contending for power and authority; and the second wife is against the first wife, perhaps, in some instances.

I wouldn't describe myself as a do-gooder. That's really more my wife. I'm kind of just the obsessed guy who's been writing and making movies since I was a little kid, just in a room and make it.

Four things does a reckless man gain who covets his neighbor's wife - demerit, an uncomfortable bed, thirdly, punishment, and lastly, hell.

I thought being on stage was an amazing feeling, but there is nothing that can top watching my wife bring our son into this world.

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.

The relation between husband and wife should turn into a love of the heart untouched by desire.

Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife.

Every night before bed, I rub my wife's feet. She says they're the best foot rubs on Earth.

Husband and wife,--so much in common, how different in type! Such a contrast, and yet such harmony, strength and weakness blended together!

If you take most men aside when their wives are pregnant, most men are pretty frightened and worried and faintly disgusted by the whole experience.

My lovely wife Janet has been in a few paintings. She is basically a reserved woman who has never sought the limelight. She has always been there throughout my career and continues to be at my side.

If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

We go on dates thinking that person is our future husband or wife, without getting to know them, as we live in a fantasy and an illusion of romance.

I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that'd be.

My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984.

When a man induces his wife to turn suspicious thoughts against her own father, then that is surely cause enough for resentment.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

I often give my wife Carol scripts I'm offered and want her opinion - because she's a really smart lady, and she's got nothing to do with this business, so I get the audience's point of view.

The balancing act of motherhood and a career, and being a wife, is something that I don't think I'll ever perfect, but I love the challenge of it.

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.

Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.

Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.

My wife is the most awesome person in the universe. She's made this experience much less miserable for me, with her compassion, patience and understanding.

There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for something too

Problems reconciling mom and the wife are difficult in the best of times.

There is nothing a Man of good Sense dreads so much in a Wife, as her having more Sense than himself.

I guess I define myself as a mother, a wife, kind of a nutty person. A good person.