My Wife Quotes

My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.

I met my wife, Doreen, who was a dancer in the show.

Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.

All my wife has ever taken from the Mediterranean - from that whole vast intuitive culture - are four bottles of Chianti to make into lamps, and two china condiment donkeys labelled Sally and Peppy.

An undutiful Daughter will prove an unmanageable Wife.

My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers.

No matter what you do each day...or in life...doing things God's way is a matter of the heart.

My first wife was a theater person.

Lord Akeldama sighed. 'You lovebirds, how will I endure such flirtations constantly in my company? How déclassé, Lord Maccon, to love your own wife.

'Tis not to make me jealous To say my wife is fair, feeds well, loves company, Is free of speech, sings, plays, and dances well; Where virtue is, these are more virtuous.

I want to be with my best friend. My best friend, my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

Somehow we've even developed the notion that a woman who seeks to meet her husband's needs is subservient (but a husband who fails to meet his wife's needs is a pig.)

Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

I will never get married to the head of General Motors. I will never be the wife of a superstar. For those women, their lives are somebody else's. I will never be a Mrs. Blabidyblah!

My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow.

My daughter lived with my wife being ill since she was 2.

The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.

I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

I think my wife has always been aware, whatever country we have been in, of my dramatic leading man status; a little too dramatic she would probably say.

I've tried and failed a lot. But I've also tried to be really clear about my brand. It is who I am. I'm a mum, I'm a wife, I'm 44 and from the Midwest.

The husband who 'serves' his wife by continually yielding to her desires or her wishes is in fact asking her to do his job for him. He's ignoring his responsibility to lead.

My wife has always supported me in my career, even when there were times when it was more sensible to get a job. It has been her confidence in me that has helped enormously.

Why does the blind man's wife paint herself.

If I'm hanging around too much, my wife and kids say, 'Hey, why don't you go downstairs and start a new novel?'

My wife has been my greatest earthly inspiration. She excels in eloquence, the poetry of words, empathy and graciousness.

How do you explain the bond between man and wife? Well, for one thing, it's private. What people do in their own marriage is their own business.

I was, after all, the daughter of a man who believed that to be involved with books was to live at the heart of light, and the former wife of a man who shared his faith.

My beautiful wife is dead. She meant everything to me. Her laughter, her tears and her joy will remain with me the rest of my life.

Let's just say I can never be cast again after Ron Swanson. Then I have a life of theater and woodworking and my wife to look forward to, and that doesn't make me anything but very happy.

The job of the president of the United States is not to love his wife; it's to manage a wide range of complicated issues.

Gold diggers are the wife beaters of men!

A father who is a chronic debtor, an adulterous mother, a beautiful wife, and an unlearned son are enemies in one's own home.

Do not pass between two brahmanas, between a brahmana and his sacrificial fire, between a wife and her husband, a master and his servant, and a plough and an ox.

He whose son is obedient to him, whose wife's conduct is in accordance with his wishes, and who is content with his riches, has his heaven here on earth.

My kids are my main hobby but, now they’ve gotten older, they’ve forced me to do things without them. I do a lot of things with my boat. My wife and I enjoy boating.

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

I just want to thank [my wife] for loving me where I was weak.

I live in a state of hypersensitivity, and I've always had this feeling that something bad is going to happen to myself, or my wife and children. This manifests itself in different fears and visions.

I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there.

I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work.

I'm so lucky, I'm just really grateful for what I've got around me - children and my wife and everything else.

I want to be a good wife, a good mother, a good person.

I would love to do a drama. I did a couple of episodes of The Good Wife, which is more of a drama. I really liked that; I thought it was interesting. A lot of my favorite comedies play out as dramas.

I supported Bob Schaffer's three races for Congress. But we all had concerns about whether he could win statewide. Then my wife suggested that I get it.

Where I come from, they don't think much of men who are bossed about by their wives.

I think my wife would take objection to any characterization of me as perfect.