Making Love Quotes

Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

Every time we make love to a human being, fully, we are making love to everything that lives and breathes. In that sense it becomes communion. It is a sacrament.

To talk about photos rather than making them seems idiotic to me. It's as though I went on and on about a woman I adored instead of making love to her.

I love you because you’re the only person I want to make love to without any conditions and—and I love that you need me.

When they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.

Sign language is the equal of speech, lending itself equally to the rigorous and the poetic, to philosophical analysis or to making love.

Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

I don't want you to cook my bread, I don't want you to make my bed. I don't want you to because I'm sad and blue, I just want to make love to you.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love.

All were artists, playing foolish, having fights and making love as if the rest of the world had no racial problems whatsoever.

With torture ,as with making love, foreplay is the all important factor

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.

Make love, take love, but you should give love. And try to live love.

OK, the rule is, you can [make love to] an elephant if you want to, but if you do you can't cover the circus.

The bed must be a beautiful place, not only because you make love there but because you dream there as well.

We will make love an art and we will love like artists.

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

Conducting is like making love to a hundred people at the same time.

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

I caught the preacher making love to Sister Mary Lou. God's gonna getcha for that.

There is only one science, love, one riches, love, only one policy, love. To make love is all the law and the prophets.

Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not.

I love people. I love being in a band. I love making music. I had to figure out that was way more important than being addicted.

I don't know about making a passionate love story, even if it's appealing for an audience to see a husband and wife make love on the screen.

Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half.

She makes love just like a woman.

What I say is that the supreme and singular joy of making love resides in the certainty of doing evil.

Writing a novel is like making love, but it's also like having a tooth pulled. Pleasure and pain. Sometimes it's like making love while having a tooth pulled.

My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

Love was a delicious blend of warm and cold. There was comfort in making love. It solved no problems: but one could run away from problems.

If there is God, I thought...Please some day let me make love to this girl while she wears that dress." "Oh..." "Tatiasha...isn't it nice to know there is a God?

AI will make love my greatest weapon and none on whom I call can defend against its force.

Skill makes love unending.

I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

I make love to pressure.

A critic is a virgin who would teach Don Juan how to make love.

She knew now that marriage did not make love. Janie’s first dream was dead, so she became a woman.

You're always cursing, you're always praying and you're always making love. It ain't do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do.

the lonliest sound in the world is other people making love.

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.

If you decide that you are making love to have a child then you are to prepare. Prepare physiologically, spiritually, and know that you have enough money to give him what you have to give him.

I don't think making love the new bottom line is naïve; I believe that thinking we can survive the next hundred years doing anything less, is naïve.

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

Love is an act of faith, not an exchange. Contradictions are what make love grow. Conflicts are what allow love to remain by our side.