A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.

The journey of life, creates my art!!!

Until sin be bitter, Christ will not be sweet.

Not all who are lost are lost forever.

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm.

Our great progressive struggles have been waged to make sure ordinary citizens, and not just the rich and privileged, share in the benefits of a free society.

Your plans are suicidal. At best.

I have a red line against the Americans.

On a cosmic scale, our life is insignificant, yet this brief period when we appear in the world is the time in which all meaningful questions arise.

Love is the fire in which everything is reduced to ashes. Only God will be saved. Only God cannot burn.