I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

It doesn't matter what I said!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

Protect the future by living and fulfilling your God-given dreams.

Life is neither good or evil, but only a place for good and evil.

Do you know that I love now to recall and visit at certain dates the places where Iwas once happy in my own way? I love to build up my present in harmony with the irrevocable past...

My change in party will enable me to be re-elected.

The mission of the theatre, after all, is to change, to raise the consciousness of people to their human possibilities.

In fact, the whole of mythology could be taken as a sort of projection of the collective unconscious

I'd rather be a success as a fish than a failure as a fish trying to be a bird.

My plan is to shock people with what I can do, because I've got a few sides to me that I've never used on screen.

The way we do it on the Fox News Channel is the straight news anchors like us give a hard time to both sides.