Making Love Quotes
I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
I don't approve of open fires. You can't think, or talk or even make love in front of a fireplace. All you can do is stare at it.
The truly faithless one is the one who makes love to only a fraction of you. And denies the rest.
Shall I tell you what makes love so dangerous? 'Tis the too high idea we are apt to form of it.
Pleasure has its time; so too, has wisdom. Make love in thy youth, and in old age attend to thy salvation.
Whenever you make love to someone, there should be three people involved - you, the other person, and the devil.
If you make love with the divine now, in the next lifeyou will have the face of satisfied desire.
I won't lie to you and make you believe what's evil, is making love, and making friends, and meeting God your own way... the RIGHT way.
When you're dating, abstinence is a greater expression of love than making love, because you're doing what's best for your beloved, not just what feels good in the moment.
Oxytocin is the hormone of love. We share it when we have a good conversation, we share it when we make love, and when we hug, and BIRTH is the biggest brightest time of rich oxytocin-sharing.
An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women.
Scoring goals is like making love: everyone can do it, but nobody does it like me.
This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
Every day can't be the best day Do what you can right now, don't hesitate That's why we try to make love and get paid Take the bad with the good, now let's play
I would like to be Jupiter, and lie down in the firmament and make love to everybody.
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
I'm down to Earth, a lover of music, making music and making love. I love to make people happy and I think I'm basically a good person … despite what you might read about me.
Painting is like making love. You cannot ask, 'How do you do it?' But, hopefully, it is beautiful.
Painting or poetry is made as one makes love - a total embrace, prudence thrown to the winds, nothing held back.
My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?
Saving New York City from bankruptcy is like making love to a gorilla. You don't stop when you're tired; you stop when he's tired.
We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter.... It's the way friends make love to one another.
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and cold and dry thinks of her sewing when making love.
Having to read footnotes resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit
Been making love for hours and, baby, we're still going strong. Girl, this night is ours and I swear I feel it coming on. All I know is when we get through, I ain't going to be able to move.
The Air Force pinned a medal on me for killing a man and discharged me for making love to one.
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
Every time we make love to a human being, fully, we are making love to everything that lives and breathes. In that sense it becomes communion. It is a sacrament.
