Laughing Quotes

The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

I just hope it was okay, I know it wasn't perfect, I hope in the end we can laugh and say it was all worth it.

I defy any of my coreligionists to tell me they do not laugh at the idea of Dawkins burning in hell.

It's so great to be able to make people laugh, because this is so often how we get our selves back.

I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh.

Please don't smile like that. Your heart is full of feelings that you've kept to yourself. Don't laugh as if you don't know anything.

With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh.

He who laughs at everything is as big a fool as he who weeps at everything.

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

I think it's awesome to be able to make people laugh.

There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh

What I want for Christmas is to be a Japanese pop star. [Laughs] Santa can't exactly put that under the tree, but I'm hoping that some magic will happen overseas.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

I glory in this world of men and women, torn with troubles, yet living on to love and laugh through it all.

If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!

Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever" "Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can". Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working.

… and we are in bed together laughing and we don’t care about anything.

The world will never be converted to God unitl Christians cry less and laugh and sing more.

War is good for absolutely nothing, because no matter how far and wide apart we may live, we're all the same under the skin. We all want to live, laugh and love.

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

I like a girl who laughs a lot. That's my main thing.

Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke.

I don't look at the criticism anymore. If somebody calls me fat, even in a vulnerable moment, I laugh to myself and think, I'm doing everything I can, so there's nothing I can do about it.

Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.

Laugh more. Don't forget to enjoy the blessings that God bestows on this beautiful planet.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

An American religion: Work, play, breathe, bathe, study, live, laugh, and love.

Self-control is the ability to restrain a laugh at the wrong place.

Tragedy and comedy are simply questions of value; a little misfit in life makes us laugh; a great one is tragedy and cause for expression of grief.

American humor ... is not subtle. It is something that makes you laugh the moment you hear it, you have not to think a scrap.

A belly laugh increases the ability of your immune system to fight infections.

Oh, I'm burning! I wish I were out of doors! I wish I were a girl again, half savage and hardy, and free... and laughing at injuries, not maddening under them! Why am I so changed?

Do not laugh much or often or unrestrainedly.

You cannot struggle to joy. Struggle and joy are not on the same channel. You joy your way to joy. You laugh your way to success. It is through your joy that good things come.

What people don't understand, they laugh at.

Life, like the boring drunk at the office party, keeps seeking you out, leaning on you, killing you with pointless yarns and laughing bad-breathed in your face at its own unfunny jokes.

Be able to laugh at difficulties.

Whenever I see her, we laugh enough to last for the month. She's my best friend, and someday when we're old enough I'm going to talk her into staying here forever.

I remember being in intensive care, looking at the clock and thinking 'don't go to sleep, don't go to sleep'. I can laugh about it now but I was petrified.

One must laugh and weep, love, work, enjoy and suffer, in short vibrate as much as possible in all his being.

I want to make everybody laugh.

I am no more lonely than the loon in the pond that laughs so loud, or than Walden Pond itself. What company has that lonely lake,I pray?

One day I would be a better hand at the game. One day I would learn how to laugh. Pablo was waiting for me, and Mozart too.

One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes.

The 6 elements of life are to laugh, give, share, enjoy, care, and live a strong and full life.

Make a right, 40th Ave., that's when i smile and laugh

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.