One thing House needs Wilson for is vanity. He needs someone to laugh at his jokes.

It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.

I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back.

Screenwriting is the most prized of all the cinematic arts. Actually, it isn't, but it should be.

To be able to pretend to be something that I'm frankly not is very liberating and exciting.

I run six-to-eight miles a day, plus weights and aerobics in the lunch hour. I also lie a lot, which keeps me thin.

I think that’s the lesson you learn in life. As you get older you realize you’re never going to grow up and you’re never going to be ready. And you may, as well, do things now, don’t wait

Love is a word. A sound. Its association with a particular feeling is arbitrary, unmeasurable, and ultimately meaningless

There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now.

Every day is the opportunity for a better tomorrow.

Girls are complicated. The instruction manual that comes with girls is 800 pages, with chapters 14, 19, 26 and 32 missing, and it's badly translated, hard to figure out.

For peace, living in harmony is essential.

A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.

If you are a complete perfectionist, then the truth is that this ice skating business will drive you a little crazy!

It seems impossible that you can love one person so much, no matter what happens, no matter what they do.

We only confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no big ones.

Despite the obvious benefits, many Americans do not like Texas. Some even say they despise Texas, and make no secret of their feelings.

After the idea, there is plenty of time to learn the technology

Every father and mother are the family's store keepers. They should store whatever their family would like to have in case of an emergency...(and) God will sustain us through our trials.

I started in 1957 when I sold my first story to a magazine.

An adult is a child who has more ethics and morals.