An American religion: Work, play, breathe, bathe, study, live, laugh, and love.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Once darkness has what its wants, it drops you like a hot potato.

But my silence is real. If I hid it from you, you would find it again a little farther on.

Attraction is an evil. It takes you to the wonderland that doesn't exist. The exit becomes tough, then.

Orthodoxy: That peculiar condition where the patient can neither eliminate an old idea nor absorb a new one.

You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you.

When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.

I don't really exude that 'it' factor.

Do you even recognize your own consciousness?

Everything that ever happened to me fell in my lap.

Obviously there's so much about me on the Internet that you can turn against me, and you can make me into any person you want.