Hotel Quotes

The same camera that photographs a murder scene can photograph a beautiful society affair at a big hotel.

I need a lot of alone time as a human. And especially on a movie set when you're around people all day long. So it's actually kind of nice to go home to a hotel and be alone and unwind.

I need something truly beautiful to look at in hotel rooms.

I'll watch the kids play, have a big steak with my friends, stay in a nice hotel, sign a lot of autographs, then go back to Vegas and tell my alumni how tough recruiting is.

The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.

I tore up and ate my own passport in an airport hotel once. I'm bloated with language I can’t afford to forget.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

I realized that I don't like touring. I'll never complain about it because no one wants to hear about a relatively successful musician complain about the hardships of staying in a hotel.

I always like my trailer or hotel room to have fresh flowers or pillows I find at a local flea market - anything to personalize the environment.

Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him.

Whenever I write for hotel reservations, I always enclose a set of rules I have made for the hotels.

I took my daily swim at the Beverly Hills Hotel pool despite the presence of onlookers

New York City is a great apartment hotel in which everyone lives and no one is at home.

I thought, I can't wait to get on the podium squad. I was in my hotel and they were in the Premier Inn living the high life!

I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... "Sir, could you please stop?"

It was Elvis who really got me hooked on beat music. When I heard 'Heartbreak Hotel' I thought, this is it.

I dislike PASSION FLOWER HOTEL so much I wish I had the money to buy it up and burn it.

After a gig I get to the hotel all psyched-up from being on stage and get stuck into 'Homes and Interiors' magazine.

Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby.

And if California slides into the ocean, as the mystics and statistics say it will, I predict this hotel will be standing until I've paid my bill.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

That morning, she had found an envelope stuffed into her locker. It was from the Mercer Hotel, and held a plastic door key for their suite. "See you there tonight," Oliver had written. "Chomp! Chomp!

I have always had a hidden wish, a frustrated desire, to run a hotel.

When you get into a hotel room, you lock the door, and you know there is a secrecy, there is a luxury, there is fantasy. There is comfort. There is reassurance.

I'm a huge E! fan. Every hotel room, I watch it all the time. 'E! News' is fantastic.

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.

To put someone in jail for using drugs in the privacy of his hotel room is just barbaric.

I want to go to Africa and find a really great hotel with good food right above a water hole where I can sit, have breakfast, and just watch the elephants play in the water.

If you start watching the oldies, you're in trouble. I feel ancient if "Grand Hotel" or "The Bride Wore Red" comes on. I have a sneaking regard for "Mildred Pierce", but the others do nothing for me.

A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.

I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler.

Perception is reality.

Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation.

It is a vast country, so that inspires you. It's also the greatest hotel on earth: It welcomes people from everywhere. It's a good country to write from because in many ways Canada is the world.

In Positano, I like the San Pietro Hotel, which is run by a friend whose family has owned the hotel for more than 100 years.

In England, justice is open to all - like the Ritz Hotel.

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

When we got to the hotel, the Hawaiian Village, there were 500 screaming women there. The police were trying to keep the crowd back. It was very dangerous.

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

If I book a hotel it's actually very funny. It's very nice to be a genuine Mr Smith.

For a long time now my heart has had its shutters closed, its steps deserted, formerly a tumultuous hotel, but now empty and echoing like a great empty tomb.

Interesting things come your way but as you get older, your lifestyle changes. I don't want to travel; I don't want to be in a hotel room away from my family.

It's a battered old suitcase and a hotel someplace and a wound that will never heal.

Although it may not be a castle, [it is the] functional equivalent of a hotel room, a vacation and retirement home or a hunting and fishing cabin.

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.

Just be nice to me while I am doing the scene; that is all. I don't want big cars, I don't want big hotel rooms.

And thus Charles found himself wandering around a hotel, trailing federal agents as he held a cardboard coffee cup holder in each hand, instead of out killing misbehaving werewolves.