Granny Quotes

Granny Quote of the day

Granny Sheeran told me when I'm looking for a partner to fall in love with their eyes cause eyes are the only things that don't age, so if you fall in love with their eyes you'll be in love forever.

When you get into the granny era, you're lucky to get anything.

Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point.

By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

He's got great credentials by winning the World Cup, but he did it with Brazil - my granny could probably have managed Brazil to World Cup success.

I started when I was six years old. My first coach was my granny, she was the best player in Slovakia.

Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly.

I had an unspoken treaty with myself to never lie in my lyrics, so, for a long time, when I wrote love songs, I would use genderless pronouns, like "dear" and "darling" - like some kind of granny!

I knew it was really, really popular when my granny told me she watched it, and was addicted. When your granny is interested, you know you're on to a winner.

Granny Weatherwax, who had walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all her life in the certain knowledge that the darkness held nothing more terrible than she was.

My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist.

Granny knew all about bad fortune-telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination.

Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?

I was born in Japan, so for me, Uniqlo is a family brand. My granny used to wear Uniqlo. And my Italian dad wore Uniqlo. I wore Uniqlo, of course.

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny panties she’s got on.

I defy anybody to not look cool with the guns. My granny could look cool doing that!

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days.

Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought.

I don't want to hurt you, Mistress Weatherwax," said Mrs Gogol. "That's good," said Granny. "I don't want you to hurt me either.

Granny Weatherwas was not a jouster in the lists of love, but, as an intelligent onlooker, she knew how the game was played.

Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds on what other things might be on this house.

Actors, said Granny, witheringly. As if the world weren't full of enough history without inventing more.

[Queen Elizabeth] is just the granny queen! She's our granny queen who shakes people's hands!

Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church. Granny drank strychnine. I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking.

My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television.

I think my mother's and Granny's storytelling had had the same effect upon me when a child, as the reading of books: my mind was stimulated, my creativity encouraged.

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

They bombed my granny's chippie, left it completely flat. I'll have her for that

There's something unrefined about a reading woman, they always reek of the lamp. How can she grow up to be a lady if she's always got her nose in a book? Granny Rudin

And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.

You mean it's my destiny? she said at last.Granny shrugged. Something like that. Probably. Who knows?

You mean it's my destiny?" she said at last.Granny shrugged. “Something like that. Probably. Who knows?

You should choose your battles if you can, but if the battle chooses you then kick the sod in his fuse box!

Granny always said finding justice was as tough as putting socks on a rooster.

Because when you love someone very much, it's difficult to learn to share her with someone else.

It's possible to love your grandmother for years and years without really knowing anything about her.

Daughter follows mother in actions and habits and some times also follows her granny.

Christ's father let him die on that cross. I understand why he done it. But Christ never had no granny like me.

She’d struck Esk once before – the blow a baby gets to introduce it to the world and give it a rough idea of what to expect from life.

The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed.

I'm not a lady, I'm a witch.

I still loved Granny. It flowed out of my chest. With Granny gone, where would my love go?