Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum Quotes
When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.
Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.
It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster.
He grinned. It was the sort of grin that Agnes supposed was called infectious but, then, so was measles.
The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed.
