My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist.

If you *think* you think outside the box, you're trapped in one.

I found college awkward: another teacher, same old chalkboard. I felt I was shifting backward, when I expected to shoot forward.

I just rocked the eye chart, So if you can't see it, now you know it by heart.

Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown away.

Thinking should become your capital asset, no matter whatever ups and downs you come across in your life.

The only way to achieve true success is to express yourself completely in service to society.

In Necessary Marriage, I tried to repeat entire phrases without the reader noticing. My work doesn't have the rigor of music, but I hope it alludes to it.

While hard data may inform the intellect, it is largely soft data that generates wisdom.

One comprehends oneself in order not to be preoccupied with oneself.

The first duty of the educator, whether he is involved with the newborn infant or the older child, is to recognize the human personality of the young being and respect it.

If we couldn't laugh at ourselves, that would be the end of everything.

I wouldn't leave Disney to do Disney.

There are moments. You will know them.