Neil Cavuto Quotes

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.

It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.

Here's a brave old reality, taxes don't go away; raising them never generates revenue, never ever ever.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.

I want to democratize business news.

It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time.

I'll rail against what I think is wrong.

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches?

Jerkery knows no financial pedigree.

We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!?

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.

With Iran's long history of lies and non-cooperation, why are we talking to them? Why are we giving them legitimacy?

The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.

Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?

The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.